Number of the beast

Yesterday was the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year (of this century) or 6-6-06 (666). The usual hexakosioihexekontahexaphobics must have too much on their minds to worry about it but others obviously didn't. For your enjoyment I bring you the following:

SIGN OF THE BEAST
(Original by Richard Findler)

OK, we all know that 666 is the number of the Beast. But did you know that:

$0.66: Ground Beast per pound.
00666: Zip Code of the Beast.
1-666: Area Code of the Beast.
1-666-666-6667: Wrong number of the Beast.
1-888-666-6666: Toll free number of the Beast.
6, uh... What was that number again?: Number of the Blonde Beast.
66-66-66: Bust, waist and hips of the Beast.
666DD: Number of the busty Beast.
333: Half brother of the Beast.
555: Number of the Wanna-Beast.
666....999: Quotation mark of the Beast.
666º F: Oven temperature for roast Beast.
666B: Neighbor of the Beast.
666 Minutes: Weekly news program about the Beast.
666@hell.org: E-mail address of the Beast.
Motel 666: Beast Western.
Phillips 666: Gasoline of the Beast.
Vick's Formula 666: Cough syrup of the Beast.
666DL: Volvo of the Beast.
Lexus 666: Luxury sedan of the Beast.
Mazda 666: Economy car of the Beast.
Windows 666: Bill Gates IS the Beast.
666....999: Quotation Mark of the Beast.
Sick Sick Sick: Humor of the Beast.
666 Pennsylvania Ave: Address of US President Beast.