What kind of American English do you speak?

Time for another quiz. I ran across this little gem the other day and found it fascinating. It was rather difficult to take the quiz because I found myself being so influenced by the suggested answers. Sort of like the suggestion that "when in Oklahoma speak like the Oklahomans do."

Anyhow, this is what I came up with. Please click on the link below the chart and report back in a comment how you did.

My Linguistic Profile::

70% General American English

10% Dixie

10% Upper Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

I found a test about memory loss that I was going to share on this blog but I forgot where it was.

Bonus humor (an old verse that made the rounds several months ago):

Ode to a spell checker

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot wea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
and weight four it two say
Wheather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My spell checker tolled me sew.