Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My pants are in suspense

I may have a waist that is a couple inches larger than I'd like but my almost non-existent hips make up for it.  The result, of course, is  pants that just don't want to stay up.  Like putting pants on a beet, the tighter you cinch it up the more pressure for heading south.

The solution is a pair of suspenders.  This has now become my fashion statement.  This solution would be great if it didn't feel like an eternal wedgie.




3 comments:

  1. Hee hee hee! Grandpa just said he had an eternal wedgie!

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  2. It must run in the family. My dad's been suspending his lately too.

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  3. They're certainly better than the alternative!!! :)

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